Saturday, April 25, 2026

BIBLE ALL OUT OF ORDER by Tony Hoagland


One thing’s for sure; in the future, the morgues

are going to be full of tattoos.

It’s going to be more colorful and easier to 

manage:

“Hey Jeff, move Dolphin-Shoulder-Girl to tray

seven.”

“And get Mr. Flames-on-My-Neck out for the

doc.”


In Italy the tabloids are talking about

  L’Ambulanza della Morte,

The Ambulance of Death;

a medic who was killing his passengers

to provide business for his brother’s funeral

parlor.


I think we can agree that the world is a Bible

with chapters shuffled all out of order.

I think we still can’t decide which we want

in the end: Justice or Mercy.


When my doctor asks what my symptoms are, I

tell her

self-pity and a desire to apologize.

She says my insurance policy covers self-pity,

but not, unfortunately, remorse.


Remember the movie in which Sidney Portier

plays a school teacher

who returns the love letter from one of his 

students,

returns it with all the grammatical errors

corrected in red, heartbreaking ink?


I'm sometimes afraid that’s what I’ve done with

life.


Yet here’s what I have to say to all you travelers

-

Moses doesn’t make it to the Promised Land.

Cain and Abel don’t get reunited in the end.

Belief is not a requirement to go on living.

It’s possible I have this all out of order.


We’ll end up at a funeral parlor run by

somebody’s brother,

Our bodies covered with scars and invisible ink.

While I’m lying there naked, flat on my back,

I hope I remember all that I went through-

the storms and the lovers and mountains;


Complaining at the top of my lungs;

salting my grief with my mirth